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Adulting may have tried to rob us of our spirit, but it hasn't taken our love of a cold tin and a laugh with our mates. A good dose of judgmental commentary, heavy on the sarcasm and unwilling to let facts ruin a yarn. Or a rant. If you're old enough to know better but still to young to care, get yourself a cold one and waste some time with The Tinsmen.
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Tuesday Oct 26, 2021
8- Pepperoni Nipple Stickers Don‘t Make Scent
Tuesday Oct 26, 2021
Tuesday Oct 26, 2021
Bit of catch up wafflin' from the lads this episode.
There may or may not have been some pre-game day drinkin'.
Garz' Red Bluff Trip, Keelz and Johnsy's Darwin Trip, Best Lockdown location in Australia
Fixing the Census, The Scent Nonsense and Nose Feng Shui.
Dave Grohl is a fucking legend, even though Garz and Keelz don't watch videos sent to them.
RIP Zoo mag.
Let us know if you want us to start an Insta account for Keelz. It'll be 100% butthole content though.
Garz has a weird interest in mens chins.
Running is stupid, even when there's a fire.
Bit of uniformed, amateur craft beer chat.
Keelz gets some british racecar shit off his liver
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Sunday Aug 08, 2021
7 - The Bearded Wonder Scores in Thailand and Garz’ Sketchy Past
Sunday Aug 08, 2021
Sunday Aug 08, 2021
This episode, the lads are joined by @run_tmp and @louie501. Yeah, guests. Just like the pros.
After 7 months of lockdown, run_tmp finds the best Indian joint in Melbourne.
His-vis suits and roadworks raves; Buying cots for dogs; The disastrous consequences of dead freezers, and how you can get insurance to pay for it thanks to Better Trevs and Gardens.
Tinspeople. Ginsluts. Decorative Horror Teddy Bears.
And more than one anecdote about Garz' past, including but not limited to toilets being optional, Tiger sex pesting in Melbourne and Garz and Louies cross-country road trip.
Roadie the Roadtrip Teddy Bear. Join, just to shit Garz.
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Soen (The Band that isn't Savia but loves smashing minors)
https://open.spotify.com/artist/38uWD5h115pdz278q4rwZW
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Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
6 - 9% Beers,100% Bullsh!t
Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
This time round Garz and Johnsy go craft beer shopping. Then drink craft beer. Keelz does not.
The lads show their age (again) by reminiscing about old cartoons, bitching about traffic (again), throwing out borderline inappropriate Dad Jokes (again), the first time you hear Freedom by RATM (@thejacobgivens on TikTok), Fatty Matty Cheesecake and going ham on Instagram Live. Also, we know nothing about Instagram.
Craft beer. Hops.
Nature Is Metal - The greatest Instagram account of all time. But be warned, it's a bit hectic.
Craft beer.
Bit of chat about Tunes and how Spotify, like Instagram, doesn't meet Keelz' expectations.
Something about craft beer.
How to get a sweet Tinsmen Poddy sticker and how you can get us to try shit out and maybe get some free shit.
TUNES 'n shit
Mini The Sloth - https://open.spotify.com/artist/5wNvbrIVMjJ22s0vBTPmtn
- https://soundcloud.com/minithesloth/jaar
The Dead Love - https://open.spotify.com/track/2Tv9dXLcMgOy1nx72qET0d?si=66759fbed3c74a7f
SoSo - YeahNah
https://open.spotify.com/track/0hThzj308i60tIjCcWWsXG?si=88cc7db4badb4565
GUY ON A BUFFALO!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ4T9CQA0UM
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Tuesday Jun 01, 2021
5 - Grandpa Rants and Overtaking Lane PTSD
Tuesday Jun 01, 2021
Tuesday Jun 01, 2021
Second part of the last one coming at ya folks!
Not our finest effort (which isn't saying much) but after a long spell, we just had to back on the horse and get one done.
This one sees a lot of waffle about back in the day tunes, vigorous lawnmowing, wives starting arguments with a single word and 'armless fellas.
Garz needs running water while camping, apparently.
We also half-arsedly introduce him. Sorta.
Plus a good half hour of Grandpa-spec ranting about overtaking lanes and how everyone else cannot drive! (We're looking at you Nomads with SKI stickers!!)
TUNES
Redhook
https://open.spotify.com/track/3cXgRdLROmbWCuYMeqU1P4?si=454acaecd290468d
https://open.spotify.com/track/0QlvzPsVzBJBQmO5roImhq?si=d0d6eea751c94e69
Southern River Band
https://open.spotify.com/track/7IMr9fw6GGowNpKcPknIZJ?si=8fb1660abf9b4b4e
NoFoTo
https://open.spotify.com/track/2d3UUUbA9GHUw6TgM0QI0n?si=4bf205302b454827
Taylor McCall
https://open.spotify.com/track/5OVuf5f80WxRa8yse55Y2k?si=34782a58ec5646c9
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Wednesday May 19, 2021
4 - Run TMP, Ryan Reynolds and The Savage Kid
Wednesday May 19, 2021
Wednesday May 19, 2021
It's been a while between drinks for the boys. Figuratively only of course.
We also cooked the audio on one in the meantime. So that episode never happened.
But!
This time we got our shit together to pay homage to our number 1 listener @Run_tmp.
Keelz gives us a recap on the April B.E.E.R.S event.
We get a hint at how infatuated Keelz and Johnsy are with Mitsubishi Delicas.
Forehands.
Haemorrhoid cream.
A roundabout recap on recent adventure times.
Gender neutral cyclones.
Ryan Reynolds gives Keelz free shit.
Also, brutal insults from kids.
Tune in for Part 2.
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Monday Jan 18, 2021
3 - Greg Normans D!ck
Monday Jan 18, 2021
Monday Jan 18, 2021
Part 2 of episode 2. which is episode 3. Or something. Not for kiddies.
We revisit Greg Norman.
Garz has issues with ring pulls. Why does your beard keep growing but your pubes don't? Johnsy speaks his mind about our premier.
We introduce a new segment, the greatest band you've never heard of and the 'Tion Hierarchy.
Also, Garz is a bit of a creep on planes and untrustworthy with recommendations, but we still don't introduce him.
Eskimo Callboy
https://open.spotify.com/artist/1WNoKxsp715jez1Td4vthc?si=7_UQjbD7QBiecUxrtxuqLg
Roger Alan Wade - Fryin' Bacon Neddid
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All views and opinions expressed in this recording are those of the individuals. Their expression does not imply that statements made are fact.
Wednesday Jan 06, 2021
2 - Keelz Don’t Share, A Third Tinsmen and a Dad Joke (AKA Greg Normans D!ck Part1)
Wednesday Jan 06, 2021
Wednesday Jan 06, 2021
How is fake meat just like a dildo? What is Keelz' problem with sharing? A third Tinsmen joins the............whatever a group of Tinsmen is called. But we don't introduce him.
How do you get banned from Tinder? As interpreted by a bunch of married blokes. Free Uber Eats, and how upset our mate Max gets about it. Short, Front-End input. B.E.E.Rs (Budget Extreme Enduro Racing). Drinking from the skulls of your enemies in the name of podcast calls-to-action. Keelz don't do "The" Instagram. And several minutes of your life you'll never get back thanks to a Dad joke.
All this and.... well, actually, that's about it for this episode of The Tinsmen.
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Wednesday Jan 06, 2021
1 - Explaining Podcasts, Eyebrow Hair and Banter with Barbers
Wednesday Jan 06, 2021
Wednesday Jan 06, 2021
Welcome to the Tinsmen Podcast!
In this inaugural episode, Johnsy finally heckles Keelz into doing this.
Johnsy explains podcasts to Keelz who maintains they don't exist and aren't a thing.
The boys lament the hair that comes with age, and the tribulations around taming it. Namely people in the hair cutting trade.
Also, despite it being the point of the episode, the lads do a terrible job of introducing themselves and describing the plan for the poddy.
BE WARNED - The boys like to cuss. So if you're the type that gets upset by naughty words, probably best ya scroll on eh?
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