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Adulting may have tried to rob us of our spirit, but it hasn't taken our love of a cold tin and a laugh with our mates. A good dose of judgmental commentary, heavy on the sarcasm and unwilling to let facts ruin a yarn. Or a rant. If you're old enough to know better but still to young to care, get yourself a cold one and waste some time with The Tinsmen.
Adulting may have tried to rob us of our spirit, but it hasn't taken our love of a cold tin and a laugh with our mates. A good dose of judgmental commentary, heavy on the sarcasm and unwilling to let facts ruin a yarn. Or a rant. If you're old enough to know better but still to young to care, get yourself a cold one and waste some time with The Tinsmen.
Episodes

Tuesday Oct 21, 2025
43 - Descent Into the Dungeon of Dankness Part 2 aka The DnD Shemozzle
Tuesday Oct 21, 2025
Tuesday Oct 21, 2025
If you haven't already, listen to Episode 35 – Keelans Nerdgasm, it'll give the backstory to how this came about, and Episode 43 is the Part 1, so go back and have a listen to that one as well. If only for a refresher because it's been a minute between eps.
Big thanks to Garage Project, without them none of this would've happened. From the whole TTRPG to providing the recipe for an epic beer. Bloody legends.
Massive thanks to Shit Adam – Beerowski Brewshed over on Insta. Brewed 2 kegs of Escape from the Temple of Haze. Bang on. Fed and hosted this mess like a champion.
Let us know what you think of this one and if you want to more of them in the future.
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Thursday Jul 31, 2025
43 - Descent Into the Dungeon of Dankness Part 1 aka The DnD Shemozzle
Thursday Jul 31, 2025
Thursday Jul 31, 2025
Not much need for a description here.
We had some pretty decent recording dramas. Although it's finally sorted, audio is not 100%. But given how many have asked about it, we thought we’d put it out anyway.
If you haven't already, listen to Episode 35 – Keelans Nerdgasm, it'll give the backstory to how this came about.
Big thanks to Garage Project, without them none of this would've happened. From the whole TTRPG to providing the recipe for an epic beer. Bloody legends.
Massive thanks to Shit Adam – Beerowski Brewshed over on Insta. Brewed 2 kegs of Escape from the Temple of Haze. Bang on. Fed and hosted this mess like a champion.
Let us know what you think of this one and if you want to more of them in the future.
Insta: @the_tinsmen
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Sunday Jun 29, 2025
42 - Boys Trips, Crotch Pillows and Hezzanats
Sunday Jun 29, 2025
Sunday Jun 29, 2025
Keelz has been on a mad boys trip
Paulies been to Phuket
Johnsys been Captain Dickfingers
Rawdoggin Ikea
Masport mowers are shit
Dumb project cars
Crutch pillows
Fat fcks get talking about food again
Bunch of Listener Q’s
Hezzanats recap
Distinguished Gentleman's Ride
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Friday May 02, 2025
41 - Are we a Beer Podcast? And many other questions
Friday May 02, 2025
Friday May 02, 2025
Shitty Internet makes Johnsy look stupid.
New Bunnings
The Austin Healey returns
FB Marketplace Scams
Colonics: Backflushing your arse or full of shit?
Campsite bookings vs Fkwits
Are we a beer podcast?
Has Keelz got the 'Beetus?
Oil checks and Doot Knucklin'
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Wednesday Mar 12, 2025
40 - Waz H- An Enthusiastic Joe on Slow Cheese, Fast Cows and Side Quests
Wednesday Mar 12, 2025
Wednesday Mar 12, 2025
After a long time talking about it, finally caught up with Waz for a good ol’ fashioned yarn.
Waz is a super interesting bloke who on the surface could be mistaken for having attention span issues, but is really a genuine pursuer of things that interest him. From Leatherwork to carving spoons and surfboards, to riding bulls, podcasting and cross-country (literally) bike rides.
On top of all of that, Waz has an enviable perspective on life generally. Unabashedly honest and real, but still endlessly positive and upbeat. A truly good bloke with a magnetic personality who’s just fun to be around.
One Off The Wood Poddy
https://open.spotify.com/show/0jP3Ybtxu0pUcheuacpniu?si=70abfd835bcd42e9
1OTW Playlist
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6ZDYiLmXM3EFyj1SBxfy9r?si=Aloq-IcyRpOoMNumCdUnzw
Fat Chance Doco
https://youtu.be/irRDbjG82tw?si=ePrMtnL0Gsj8uxXJ
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Thursday Jan 23, 2025
39 – Two Thirds Axis, Squid Jigs and The Jizz Window
Thursday Jan 23, 2025
Thursday Jan 23, 2025
Paulies been to Phuket
Keelz is trying to comply with Caravan GVM BS, but of course the government has decided to make it hard to do the right thing.
Keelans genius inventions are set to revolutionise squid fishing. Check out our Instagram for pics.
German Beer. Japanese *fishing* tackle.
Gremlin Bells
Bed politics
Ball tampering is a highly variable experience. Apparently. Are Jizz Windows a thing?
Banana abductions
Bum Grape trauma
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Sunday Nov 10, 2024
38 - Deadly Tins Part 2: Worlds Worst Music Fans
Sunday Nov 10, 2024
Sunday Nov 10, 2024
Part 2 Coming at Ya!
Apologies for the delay on this one folks. But y'know, life.
Always be polite to your AI
Shit Adam
Kids are lying little turds
Can Art posters
Why office people aren’t into fucking dogs or spiders
What’s in Your………?
Wolves of Glendale – Ricky
Frank Carter & The Rattlesnakes – I Hate You
Captain Beyond – Self Titled
Dave Grohl – The Storyteller
Goatzilla – Alien Nation, Wall Street Generals
Seven Deadly Tins – Second Half
5) Gluttony – RR & One Drop Brewing - 24hr Boil Imperial Pastry Stout
6) Wrath - RR & Ronin Fermentation Project - WCIIIPA
7) Sloth – RR & Mountain Culture – Hazy IIIPA
8) The Cardinal Tin – All 8 Brewers - Doppelbock
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Friday Sep 20, 2024
37 - Tangents, Deadly Tins and Old Man Balls
Friday Sep 20, 2024
Friday Sep 20, 2024
Keelz Midlife Crisis Cars – Flip enough of ém and you’ll have a win
Paulie actually DID some things. But loses his car in the process. Probably regains some credit though.
Trev doesn’t like sand, but loves obvious signs.
Mystery Beers Round 1 – Great Uncle Kenny’s Multi-purpose Amazing Wakachangi Lager
Send us your “Kids are growing up” fillum recommendations
Salma. Hayek.
Paralympics.
Owning your fuck ups.
7 Deadly Tins – First Half
- Pride - RR & Fox Friday – WCIIPA
- Greed – RR & Banks Brewing – Oat Cream IPA
- Lust – RR & Range Brewing – Red IPL
- Envy – RR & Bracket Brewing – Hazy IIPA
Kombucha, FFS. We’re sorry.
Paulies bonus shed beers.
Lotto. Shouldn’t be for kids.
Hoody politics. Fathers Day Politics. Self gifting.
Old man balls.
Surprise surprise, more Bahn Mi chat. I’d say we’re gunna stop, buuuuuuuuut that’d probably be a lie.
Dank. So Dank right now.
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Wednesday Aug 07, 2024
36 - Balinese Disappointment, Flesh coloured Backlights and The Sloppy Swish
Wednesday Aug 07, 2024
Wednesday Aug 07, 2024
Grid Grills vs Grid Girls
Hairy Shorts
Controversial Opinion – Balis a bit shit nowadays
Bahn Mi tangent, what a surprise.
The Midget is legal.
Confusing YouTube.
Another thing Garz hasn’t done.
Can we sort out the freight situation please??!!
DnD Nerds, Lend us your input!
ADHPTSD
Campus Brewing – Prom Queen
https://www.campusbrewing.com.au/shop/p/caperberries-x7e6c-8lhng-8e6h8
There was a time when Johnsy ate a lot of Flowers
Sloppy Swish
https://youtu.be/FBUGgvAnFlM?si=M_OeL1F3G5qqsQag
Get on the AI image generators and send us in your T-Shirt Designs. Might even go on a hoodie. If we use yours you’ll get some free shit. But you’ve gotta send us the prompt you entered to get the image.
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Wednesday Jul 03, 2024
35 - Keelans Nerdgasm (Eshays Love Midgets Pt II)
Wednesday Jul 03, 2024
Wednesday Jul 03, 2024
Second Half Escalation Incoming. As More tins go down, the excitement comes up.
Wrapping up the Midget Mission
Bit more listener input.
Are Dildoes so name because of Dill Pickles?
Premixed tins are no good for old people, but stay tuned for Mystery Gins.
Do you want to see a Great Smash Off?
Keelz isn’t salty about losing a cooking competition 12 years ago.
Polish Tacos.
Keelz has a Spotify Update!!!!!! Strap in folks!!!!
Toehider –
Bats Aren’t Birds
https://open.spotify.com/track/0TdGCPX3VyhglSkO9t0ccK?si=a2c6a4c950014827
Toad Hirer
https://open.spotify.com/track/6qE5KwlOdRzsha6nL1FeH8?si=9f2d4182a71143d5
Pauls into ghost books. But not like, reading them or anything. Keelz has a revelation.
Mystery Beer – Garage Project – Escape From The Temple of Haze.
And that’s the beginning of the end…………………………………………………
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