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Adulting may have tried to rob us of our spirit, but it hasn't taken our love of a cold tin and a laugh with our mates. A good dose of judgmental commentary, heavy on the sarcasm and unwilling to let facts ruin a yarn. Or a rant. If you're old enough to know better but still to young to care, get yourself a cold one and waste some time with The Tinsmen.
Episodes
Saturday May 14, 2022
Saturday May 14, 2022
More of the usual shit talk from the lads on this one. We put it to a vote on the socials and the 30-40 minute crowd won out. So this Part 1 is just the start. Follow along for the rest and watch the descent into absolute nonsense.
In this one.......
Upper thigh compliments, Keelz has bore dramas, Round 1 of Mystery beers.
Are flies better than pubes in sandwiches? Kids lunches are fuckin bullshit!
What sort of loser wears a U2 tour shirt in public?
Lo and behold, old bastards have dramas with social media
Trudy the Bluetooth hijacker
Fuel prices and hilarious servo circuses in Kwinana.
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Thursday Mar 24, 2022
Thursday Mar 24, 2022
Unsurprisingly, more shit talk from the lads this episode. But you lot seem to keep coming back anyway.
The Pig explodes, but Garz gets a merciful nurse to shave around the blisters.
It's not your car, it's us.
The internet is always listening, Chinese spy phones and how they make us all look like photographers.
Garz talks DIY sex changes, why you should never sniff the bag and takes Dad Jokes to a new low. Also gets very upset about the current state of sandwiches.
Why a Mitsubishi Challenger shouldn't be your new Soccerlander unless you can change your own Transmission oil.
Keelz brings mystery beers.
Keelz and Garz go all fangirl over Alestorm.
Silent Knight
https://open.spotify.com/artist/5zt3YkAQNyHiVQ8iMPx01b?si=U78_ifWEQ-Cq8GwtwG05Yw
Shane Mostyn
https://www.youtube.com/c/ShayneMostynMobilePhotography
Nick Thake Photography
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Tuesday Feb 15, 2022
Tuesday Feb 15, 2022
Not gunna lie, this ep is 2.5 hours of straight up shit talk.
You've been warned.
Tinsmen socials, Garz gets his bags out and strikes smart TV gold, middle aged obstinance, pickin beers, mummy's f*!k car, boating fails, making your deck look bigger, Garz aims high with The Pig.
It's been a few eps since we did it last, so we go on a rant about muppets on the highway.
Soccerlanders divide the group, and we start to flesh out the core of Soccerlanding vs Overmumming but just end up arguing.
Tunes
To Kill Achilles - 21:36
https://open.spotify.com/track/6QXTwvZQJoAY3IENYPMnZb?si=85781a1bf8d441e7
Make Way For Man - Fireflies
https://open.spotify.com/track/4c5Nzx7ipumoTSHkCLz8Kw?si=031ea1ebf9ed48c3
Black Label Society - Set You Free
https://open.spotify.com/track/1bCV4dPXueagM0PDzHth4u?si=ea2c6008807d47a1
The Devil Makes Three - The Plank
https://open.spotify.com/track/191qPeOpllZfaApp35HXK3?si=cb7e6c8421f94155
August Burns Red - Empire
https://open.spotify.com/track/1KCdnmHdfEkjjjOQhM5gyN?si=1796ad01e1cf46a4
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Wednesday Jan 19, 2022
Wednesday Jan 19, 2022
We're back with Part 2 of our chat with Taylor Daw.
This ones pretty heavy on the social media chat. Platforms for muppets, being a dickhead in the bush, the role "Influencers" play in calling this stuff out and their place in society in general.
Compliment Sandwiches.
Boe from Outback Cleanups is a legend and Taylors plan to raffle a trailer.
Getting a massage at the licensing center.
Johnsy gets another rant in about McGowan.
Razors. By 4 blokes with beards?
Hit us up if you want a sticker.
Leave us a review on your podcast platform of choice.
Cheers Legends!
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Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
In this episode the boys are joined by hieroglyph celebrity, Taylor Daw.
Kids sport, Serious lighthearted Amateur Pro Wrestling.
Underage drinking, shutting down airports and how Taylors Mum doesn't go anywhere without a corkscrew.
OctoB.E.E.Rs catch up, Keelz selling out to sponsors, upcoming Bush B.E.E.Rs. Big Thanks to Gage Roads and Monster Energy.
Segways vs Segues, and getting hoon-lawed on electric scooters.
Garz throws a leg over a pig, blokes flash their knobs at him and we review his lack of riding skill.
No5 Army trailer builds.
We introduce "The 6 Pack". A few quick questions for our guest which are anything but quick.
Tune in for Part 2 of our chat with Taylor for his antics on Social Media and another rant about Mr MaoGowan.
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Tuesday Oct 26, 2021
Tuesday Oct 26, 2021
Bit of catch up wafflin' from the lads this episode.
There may or may not have been some pre-game day drinkin'.
Garz' Red Bluff Trip, Keelz and Johnsy's Darwin Trip, Best Lockdown location in Australia
Fixing the Census, The Scent Nonsense and Nose Feng Shui.
Dave Grohl is a fucking legend, even though Garz and Keelz don't watch videos sent to them.
RIP Zoo mag.
Let us know if you want us to start an Insta account for Keelz. It'll be 100% butthole content though.
Garz has a weird interest in mens chins.
Running is stupid, even when there's a fire.
Bit of uniformed, amateur craft beer chat.
Keelz gets some british racecar shit off his liver
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Sunday Aug 08, 2021
Sunday Aug 08, 2021
This episode, the lads are joined by @run_tmp and @louie501. Yeah, guests. Just like the pros.
After 7 months of lockdown, run_tmp finds the best Indian joint in Melbourne.
His-vis suits and roadworks raves; Buying cots for dogs; The disastrous consequences of dead freezers, and how you can get insurance to pay for it thanks to Better Trevs and Gardens.
Tinspeople. Ginsluts. Decorative Horror Teddy Bears.
And more than one anecdote about Garz' past, including but not limited to toilets being optional, Tiger sex pesting in Melbourne and Garz and Louies cross-country road trip.
Roadie the Roadtrip Teddy Bear. Join, just to shit Garz.
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Soen (The Band that isn't Savia but loves smashing minors)
https://open.spotify.com/artist/38uWD5h115pdz278q4rwZW
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Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
This time round Garz and Johnsy go craft beer shopping. Then drink craft beer. Keelz does not.
The lads show their age (again) by reminiscing about old cartoons, bitching about traffic (again), throwing out borderline inappropriate Dad Jokes (again), the first time you hear Freedom by RATM (@thejacobgivens on TikTok), Fatty Matty Cheesecake and going ham on Instagram Live. Also, we know nothing about Instagram.
Craft beer. Hops.
Nature Is Metal - The greatest Instagram account of all time. But be warned, it's a bit hectic.
Craft beer.
Bit of chat about Tunes and how Spotify, like Instagram, doesn't meet Keelz' expectations.
Something about craft beer.
How to get a sweet Tinsmen Poddy sticker and how you can get us to try shit out and maybe get some free shit.
TUNES 'n shit
Mini The Sloth - https://open.spotify.com/artist/5wNvbrIVMjJ22s0vBTPmtn
- https://soundcloud.com/minithesloth/jaar
The Dead Love - https://open.spotify.com/track/2Tv9dXLcMgOy1nx72qET0d?si=66759fbed3c74a7f
SoSo - YeahNah
https://open.spotify.com/track/0hThzj308i60tIjCcWWsXG?si=88cc7db4badb4565
GUY ON A BUFFALO!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ4T9CQA0UM
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Tuesday Jun 01, 2021
Tuesday Jun 01, 2021
Second part of the last one coming at ya folks!
Not our finest effort (which isn't saying much) but after a long spell, we just had to back on the horse and get one done.
This one sees a lot of waffle about back in the day tunes, vigorous lawnmowing, wives starting arguments with a single word and 'armless fellas.
Garz needs running water while camping, apparently.
We also half-arsedly introduce him. Sorta.
Plus a good half hour of Grandpa-spec ranting about overtaking lanes and how everyone else cannot drive! (We're looking at you Nomads with SKI stickers!!)
TUNES
Redhook
https://open.spotify.com/track/3cXgRdLROmbWCuYMeqU1P4?si=454acaecd290468d
https://open.spotify.com/track/0QlvzPsVzBJBQmO5roImhq?si=d0d6eea751c94e69
Southern River Band
https://open.spotify.com/track/7IMr9fw6GGowNpKcPknIZJ?si=8fb1660abf9b4b4e
NoFoTo
https://open.spotify.com/track/2d3UUUbA9GHUw6TgM0QI0n?si=4bf205302b454827
Taylor McCall
https://open.spotify.com/track/5OVuf5f80WxRa8yse55Y2k?si=34782a58ec5646c9
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Wednesday May 19, 2021
Wednesday May 19, 2021
It's been a while between drinks for the boys. Figuratively only of course.
We also cooked the audio on one in the meantime. So that episode never happened.
But!
This time we got our shit together to pay homage to our number 1 listener @Run_tmp.
Keelz gives us a recap on the April B.E.E.R.S event.
We get a hint at how infatuated Keelz and Johnsy are with Mitsubishi Delicas.
Forehands.
Haemorrhoid cream.
A roundabout recap on recent adventure times.
Gender neutral cyclones.
Ryan Reynolds gives Keelz free shit.
Also, brutal insults from kids.
Tune in for Part 2.
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