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Adulting may have tried to rob us of our spirit, but it hasn't taken our love of a cold tin and a laugh with our mates. A good dose of judgmental commentary, heavy on the sarcasm and unwilling to let facts ruin a yarn. Or a rant. If you're old enough to know better but still to young to care, get yourself a cold one and waste some time with The Tinsmen.
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![25 - Prepare for Probing, Distinguished Gentlemen and British Racing Green with Sparkles](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/10538700/Logo_v2_TTP_text9h1w0_300x300.png)
Wednesday Jul 26, 2023
25 - Prepare for Probing, Distinguished Gentlemen and British Racing Green with Sparkles
Wednesday Jul 26, 2023
Wednesday Jul 26, 2023
Stout and whiskey – a questionable combination
Warroora Wrap up
Keelz is officially in old cunt territory a mint boys trip was had to commemorate; a story about a fish none of them caught – but Johnsy is still claiming both Skipper and boat dad credits for; there’s no need to exaggerate already bragworthy fish, but Red Rooster Rotisserie Rankin IS worth bragging about.
Anal probing is imminent – the lads have checked with an actual scientist.
There is such thing as a stupid question. With answers to match.
Garz went for a ride with a bunch of Distinguished Gentlemen. Met some bloke who drives racecars.
Keelz wants to go for a drive with some distinguished gentlemen so has engaged the services of a questionable bloke to paint his car a colour he’s never seen. Who may be a squatter. Undoubtedly exposed to a lot of paint fumes. Stay tuned for this success story. In any case Keelz cares more about Parmi’s than what colour his car gets painted.
Lipstickin’ the pig
Garz is going full F1 yuppie and taking his Kids to Monza. Stay tuned for how that turns out. And if his missus has gone full F1 groupie
Umbrellas need regulation.
Is Midstrength and Stones Mac the peak? Because TEDs certainly fucking weren’t!
Geriatric rappers
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![24 - Nanna Sl*t Jocks](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/10538700/Logo_v2_TTP_text9h1w0_300x300.png)
Friday Jun 30, 2023
24 - Nanna Sl*t Jocks
Friday Jun 30, 2023
Friday Jun 30, 2023
Gday Hop Hoovers, this ones a bit out of sequence but sometimes thats gotta b done in the name of good times.
In this one........
Ferrari, stop scaring the kids; Sex kit handycraft facebook groups; Bit of chat about sourdough; Is Keelz in a bottleo matrix?
Human zoo – People arguing about cartoons, getting cranky at people doing the same thing as you.
5 minute life hack videos are only hacking your time. But aggravating people is entertaining.
Mystery (ish) Beers – Rocky Ridge - M is for Milk Stout, Double No Ordinary Bunny
Dirty Porter, Baltic Porter
Getting publicly shamed by Nanna Slut Jocks
Rant Alert! Ridiculous beer prices and the abomination of inventing new glass sizes.
Boat ramp etiquette. Spoilers – If you think its boat order, you’re the problem.
Merging is a question of consideration, not skill.
Brace yourselves for the Fourth Horseman of the Beerpocalypse
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![22 - Craft Beer Cretins Pt 1: The Egyptian Passionfruit Story](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/10538700/Logo_v2_TTP_text9h1w0_300x300.png)
Thursday Jun 01, 2023
22 - Craft Beer Cretins Pt 1: The Egyptian Passionfruit Story
Thursday Jun 01, 2023
Thursday Jun 01, 2023
FOMO in random Facebook groups; Spousal tick checks; Colourful Characters of Cockburn; Keelz great business ideas for lazy entrepreneurs.
2 cans 1 Cup. https://kennybrodie.com/collections/3d-printed-solutions
Debate: Dishwashers - Scandinavian Architects vs Methed up Racoons
Spotify. Would be a Tinners ep without us bitching about Spotify?
Domestic dunny dramas
Blind curiousity.
Looooootta talk about Rocky Ridge Brewing; we dip our uneducated toes into sours; Then we plug our mates beers. Lucky Keelz brought then, coz he's been seeing another podcast.
Johnsy lives in a rough hood, but took more than 2 decades of drinking to get a hangover.
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![23 - Craft Beer Cretins Part 2: A Sour Taste](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/10538700/Logo_v2_TTP_text9h1w0_300x300.png)
Wednesday May 10, 2023
23 - Craft Beer Cretins Part 2: A Sour Taste
Wednesday May 10, 2023
Wednesday May 10, 2023
Garz still doesn’t get Flamingoes
Either end of the sour spectrum. A bad sour could sour your view of sours
Radioactive poo. Yes, it’s a thing
More on our curiosity with blindness. FYI- not taking the piss out of blind people, genuinely empathically curious as to what it’s like.
Stay tuned for a blind ep in the future.
Giving Garz Shit about his grammar. He’s always been bad with words n stuff
Cubes. Equal sides. If craft brewers are going to call it a cube, it could at least be accurate.
Rowdy pig and road bikes.
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![21 - Wink!](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/10538700/Logo_v2_TTP_text9h1w0_300x300.png)
Tuesday Mar 28, 2023
21 - Wink!
Tuesday Mar 28, 2023
Tuesday Mar 28, 2023
Opening with a variety of tasty beefy treats, the boys get into;
Bond films and cartoons brainwashed us into distrusting Russian people
Meat smorgasbord and how chimichurri goes with everything. Let us know if ice cream and cinnamon doughnuts are on the list
Burger Dimensions and what’s with dunkin em in stuff??!!
Tacos: aussies are fucking them up, so we’re renaming them. Introducing Nacho Burgers and Taco liners
Mambo and sunburnt southerners
Why we’re better at being shit than Triple J
Why do people need to make running harder?
Breaking up roadtrips
Even racist Lynx deodorant smells the same
Johnsys not as well versed in Muppetplace as he thought
Inflation beers
Suing over beer is unaustralian
Bitching about spotify
AI’s getting a bit hectic ay
Something about trout…………………. Nuff said
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![20 - Cherry Faces, Old man Chats and the Escalation of Sex Toys](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/10538700/Logo_v2_TTP_text9h1w0_300x300.png)
Monday Feb 13, 2023
20 - Cherry Faces, Old man Chats and the Escalation of Sex Toys
Monday Feb 13, 2023
Monday Feb 13, 2023
Happy New Beers Tinners!
Yeah, yeah, we're a couple of weeks in, but being the first for '23, it's gotta be said.
The boys kick off 2023 talking about what they'd do if they won lotto; Post-chrissy catch up. Pud (of course); the face Garz pulls while eating Glace Cherries; Is it Glassed, Glass, Glazed, Glah-say, or Glazeer cherries? Ham. So. Much Ham. Prawn face d!cks. Aaaaaand what everyone got (or didn't get) for christmas feat. 3 phase banana cleaners - It's for ya d!ck. Cringy Christmas Photo creates the peak of 2023.
Which leads into Travelling Australia With Dildos; The lads have clearly missed the escalation in the sex toy game and when the volume of said toys came to be a consideration.
In a sign of getting old and having shit to do, Mid-stery Beers is born. Craft beer tasting paddles should just all be middies. The best pub urinal in Australia; Public Toilet etiquette; Toilets in public.
Old Man Chats - Poo Clocks
Moths vs Butterflies means c-section kids can’t close doors. Lying to kids is OK if there’s benefits for adults; Garz is scared of wasps.
Human zoos on Facebook and Facebook Muppetplace.
Are chaps arseless or crotchless?; Why is Keelz dick cold?; Masood Boogaard – Self Help Singh – F@ck your teams meeting; RunTMP Joins the Party and Aunty Tras’Meat Market/Aunty Tras’ Judgy Bitch School
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![19 - Cheesus Christ and the Church of Sh!tlist: A Chrissy Pudcast](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/10538700/Logo_v2_TTP_text9h1w0_300x300.png)
Thursday Dec 22, 2022
19 - Cheesus Christ and the Church of Sh!tlist: A Chrissy Pudcast
Thursday Dec 22, 2022
Thursday Dec 22, 2022
Merry Christmas Tinners!
In the first Chrissy Pudcast:
Improving trainos and helping out drunk mugs
Email signature fuckery
Pud
Old man chat: Garz is into sourdough, Lawn - Johnsy wants the kids to keep TF off it, Keelz would like his neighbour to make more of an effort with his.
What has happened to professional dress standards?
Cheese
2022 Wrapped
Hit up the link in the Insta Bio for the Tinners online store, get your merch or even buy us a beer.
The Church of Shitlist - Coasters vs Condensation, Garage Sales and Online sellers.
Mystery Beers
Pud
Dad Jokes - Way more subtle than usual, you’ll have to pay close attention
Mystery Beer
Pud
Jesus
Look after each other, reach out if you’re struggling and stay safe.
Dad Jokes - Way more subtle than usual, you’ll have to pay close attention
Mystery Beer
Pud
Jesus
Look after each other, reach out if you’re struggling and stay safe.
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![18 - Taking Epic Pics With Your D!ck Out: Nick Thake Photo Video](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/10538700/Logo_v2_TTP_text9h1w0_300x300.png)
Monday Nov 28, 2022
18 - Taking Epic Pics With Your D!ck Out: Nick Thake Photo Video
Monday Nov 28, 2022
Monday Nov 28, 2022
This time round, the boys catch up and swap of few old yarns with old mate Nick Thake. Marine Biologist, Commercial Diver turned Wedding Photographer.
As the title suggests, Nick does his best work with his fly down.
The boys talk Orcas, sharks, fish, brides and other things found in the ocean.
Keep your ears peeled for a sweet Dad Joke, it's so slick you may miss it.
Mates who bought a pub together and we plug our mates beers. Which, honestly is actually really good. Trust us. Raunchy Lager. Get Some. Drink It. Thank us later.
Keelz and Johnsy try to get the pro tips on taking mint photos without having to actually learn anything.
Garz missos dirty motorsport secret and the boys show Malaysia how to do beers.
Standby: New Merch incoming!
Pagefire - https://open.spotify.com/artist/1gKEQdxsZV3e97GIhOwTmF
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![17: Tip em In Part 3 - Space Turtles Cometh](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/10538700/Logo_v2_TTP_text9h1w0_300x300.png)
Thursday Sep 08, 2022
17: Tip em In Part 3 - Space Turtles Cometh
Thursday Sep 08, 2022
Thursday Sep 08, 2022
The Space Turtle beers really kick in on this one. So blame Garage Project for what you're about to hear.
Garz goes all wanky workshop in his garage; Baiting on Gumtree and the online marketplace minefield
Garz cooks the mystery beers and turns into an Indian 4-Packer but Keelz comes to the Mystery Beer Rescue; Rebekah Tisch
Shops that bring in Self Service Checkouts are encouraging questionable behaviour and Dad Jokes
Garz likes to blame inanimate objects for his poor form. But serves him right for organizing his shed.
Has a literal tonne of port, ruined port?
Nathan King Overland: Americans who love Australia. Which has the desired effect of giving us something to talk about. Stay Tuned for The Tinsmen Do America.
DISCLAIMER: We know nothing about America
Self Love in the Telstra Tub - Brought to you by Slow Rollin' 4x4, and how Keelz was misconstrued. Which rapidly descends into some fairly depraved wank-talk.
Non-alcoholic beer. I can’t believe we’re even talking about this, so we revist wanking again, which is only weird if you're not involved.
Paulie lifestyle notification, smartwatch intervention and the Naked Rule.
@thatsmyst0ry on TikToc to see whats got Garz tickled
Still got stickers and a few shirts left in a few sizes so hit us up if ya want one.
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![16 - A Barefoot Bush Cook & A Burnt Brickie: WACA and FTF Bushcast Part2](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/10538700/Logo_v2_TTP_text9h1w0_300x300.png)
Tuesday Jun 07, 2022
16 - A Barefoot Bush Cook & A Burnt Brickie: WACA and FTF Bushcast Part2
Tuesday Jun 07, 2022
Tuesday Jun 07, 2022
Part 2 of the WACA & FTF Bushcast ft. Taylor Daw in the Guest Host spot.
We find out where Pete prefers his cake and what the lads don't like to eat. Spoilers: It's not cake.
Harry brings and elephant into the room. The "Big Pages" and their place in social media Kangaroo Courts. Harrys thoughts on ripping skids and picking up your shit.
Harry tries to get Keelz to fight his wife over pumpkin and #wifewars is born.
We smash a 6-pack with Harry and find out what it's like running a cooking channel on the YewChoob.
Hearty discussion about steak sangas and vegans.
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