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Adulting may have tried to rob us of our spirit, but it hasn't taken our love of a cold tin and a laugh with our mates. A good dose of judgmental commentary, heavy on the sarcasm and unwilling to let facts ruin a yarn. Or a rant. If you're old enough to know better but still to young to care, get yourself a cold one and waste some time with The Tinsmen.
Episodes
Sunday Nov 10, 2024
38 - Deadly Tins Part 2: Worlds Worst Music Fans
Sunday Nov 10, 2024
Sunday Nov 10, 2024
Part 2 Coming at Ya!
Apologies for the delay on this one folks. But y'know, life.
Always be polite to your AI
Shit Adam
Kids are lying little turds
Can Art posters
Why office people aren’t into fucking dogs or spiders
What’s in Your………?
Wolves of Glendale – Ricky
Frank Carter & The Rattlesnakes – I Hate You
Captain Beyond – Self Titled
Dave Grohl – The Storyteller
Goatzilla – Alien Nation, Wall Street Generals
Seven Deadly Tins – Second Half
5) Gluttony – RR & One Drop Brewing - 24hr Boil Imperial Pastry Stout
6) Wrath - RR & Ronin Fermentation Project - WCIIIPA
7) Sloth – RR & Mountain Culture – Hazy IIIPA
8) The Cardinal Tin – All 8 Brewers - Doppelbock
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Friday Sep 20, 2024
37 - Tangents, Deadly Tins and Old Man Balls
Friday Sep 20, 2024
Friday Sep 20, 2024
Keelz Midlife Crisis Cars – Flip enough of ém and you’ll have a win
Paulie actually DID some things. But loses his car in the process. Probably regains some credit though.
Trev doesn’t like sand, but loves obvious signs.
Mystery Beers Round 1 – Great Uncle Kenny’s Multi-purpose Amazing Wakachangi Lager
Send us your “Kids are growing up” fillum recommendations
Salma. Hayek.
Paralympics.
Owning your fuck ups.
7 Deadly Tins – First Half
- Pride - RR & Fox Friday – WCIIPA
- Greed – RR & Banks Brewing – Oat Cream IPA
- Lust – RR & Range Brewing – Red IPL
- Envy – RR & Bracket Brewing – Hazy IIPA
Kombucha, FFS. We’re sorry.
Paulies bonus shed beers.
Lotto. Shouldn’t be for kids.
Hoody politics. Fathers Day Politics. Self gifting.
Old man balls.
Surprise surprise, more Bahn Mi chat. I’d say we’re gunna stop, buuuuuuuuut that’d probably be a lie.
Dank. So Dank right now.
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Wednesday Aug 07, 2024
36 - Balinese Disappointment, Flesh coloured Backlights and The Sloppy Swish
Wednesday Aug 07, 2024
Wednesday Aug 07, 2024
Grid Grills vs Grid Girls
Hairy Shorts
Controversial Opinion – Balis a bit shit nowadays
Bahn Mi tangent, what a surprise.
The Midget is legal.
Confusing YouTube.
Another thing Garz hasn’t done.
Can we sort out the freight situation please??!!
DnD Nerds, Lend us your input!
ADHPTSD
Campus Brewing – Prom Queen
https://www.campusbrewing.com.au/shop/p/caperberries-x7e6c-8lhng-8e6h8
There was a time when Johnsy ate a lot of Flowers
Sloppy Swish
https://youtu.be/FBUGgvAnFlM?si=M_OeL1F3G5qqsQag
Get on the AI image generators and send us in your T-Shirt Designs. Might even go on a hoodie. If we use yours you’ll get some free shit. But you’ve gotta send us the prompt you entered to get the image.
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Wednesday Jul 03, 2024
35 - Keelans Nerdgasm (Eshays Love Midgets Pt II)
Wednesday Jul 03, 2024
Wednesday Jul 03, 2024
Second Half Escalation Incoming. As More tins go down, the excitement comes up.
Wrapping up the Midget Mission
Bit more listener input.
Are Dildoes so name because of Dill Pickles?
Premixed tins are no good for old people, but stay tuned for Mystery Gins.
Do you want to see a Great Smash Off?
Keelz isn’t salty about losing a cooking competition 12 years ago.
Polish Tacos.
Keelz has a Spotify Update!!!!!! Strap in folks!!!!
Toehider –
Bats Aren’t Birds
https://open.spotify.com/track/0TdGCPX3VyhglSkO9t0ccK?si=a2c6a4c950014827
Toad Hirer
https://open.spotify.com/track/6qE5KwlOdRzsha6nL1FeH8?si=9f2d4182a71143d5
Pauls into ghost books. But not like, reading them or anything. Keelz has a revelation.
Mystery Beer – Garage Project – Escape From The Temple of Haze.
And that’s the beginning of the end…………………………………………………
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Saturday May 25, 2024
34 - Eshays Love Midgets
Saturday May 25, 2024
Saturday May 25, 2024
Paulies taste of Westralia
Not being shit - generally. Some are doing better than others. All better than us.
Phone books
WA is excellent. Perth is ok, mediocre at best.
Quokkas vs Quakkas
Family holidays and the shitstorm that goes with it.
Division on beach carts. Paulie innovates - road train beach carts.
Reminiscing on Hawaiian Shirts
Johnsy and Garz have let Keelz down by not telling him something they don’t know.
Your wife’s hair is trying to take your old fella.
Paulies F1 cookbook.
Medium rare Parmi and bouncy balls.
And, the moment you’ve all been waiting for - Keelan’s midget collection escapades.
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Friday Apr 05, 2024
33 - About Time - Jed & Kel - Oldmate Adventures
Friday Apr 05, 2024
Friday Apr 05, 2024
A small departure from the norm, Let us know what you think.
It was an absolute pleasure recording with these two. Relaxing, in the bush, shootin' the shit with some salt of the earth legends.
Big thanks to @brugan brewing for bringing the beers. A most excellent Mid-strength IPA. And Adrift Brewing (coming soon) for the Hazy. Get around ém.
Now semi-retired much earlier than most, Jed and Kel spend their time working a couple of months of the year, to fund the rest of it. Documenting their travels on their Oldmate Adventures YouTube channel.
We get into what that looks like as a lifestyle, the drivers for having done it and what he future holds.
Rebuilding caravans.
Too many hobbies, and taking them on the road.
Running Charity raffles.
Youtube.
Fishing.
Hezza Slayer World Championship
Life.
Get around Jed and Kel at Oldmate Adventures on YouTube and all the socials.
@pinkribbonfishin on Instagram for the charity stuff.
And Oldmateadventures.au for merch both Oldmate and Pink Ribbon Stuff to go into the draw and support a fantastic cause.
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Monday Mar 11, 2024
32 - RAWR! Ps: Your folks still Fck - Welcome to 2024 Pt 2
Monday Mar 11, 2024
Monday Mar 11, 2024
Second half of the 2024 Opener comin' atcha!
More on Keelz car gathering
Garz' missus is an epic tightarse. Which is handy for him because he can't fix a coffee machine.
Mystery Beers from Deep Elite Brewing
Garz enables a rambling shark monologue from Johnsy.
Trevs Love List
Garz cops a fair bit about his parents sex life.
Shit hats.
Jocks are optional.
Taking Jet skis to the next level. Well, another level. Probably not a good one.
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Saturday Feb 17, 2024
31 - The Sparkles are Gone, Shirtcocking and Gladiators - Welcome to 2024 Pt1
Saturday Feb 17, 2024
Saturday Feb 17, 2024
Update on Garz’ Hamscapades
Festy communal swimming holes.
No British Racing Green. No sparkles. No closure. But a short east coast adventure. Let us know if you want to see the footage.
Either end of the scale on FB Muppetplace and fancy products.
Johnsy comes clean about pink drinks.
Old manning the kids slang.
Western Aquatic Crashing Adventures
Bit more old man chat, GPs that like feet and Sonographers on the AdultFans
Shirtcocking.
Gladiators.
Pickles.
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Saturday Dec 23, 2023
30 - All Mariah Wants is a man in a Bib and a Christery Beer
Saturday Dec 23, 2023
Saturday Dec 23, 2023
Merry Tinsmas!!
Mariah Carey, weird Christmas Carol Lyrics
Drone shows are not fireworks.
We were wrong about E-Scooters
Snarting; now you know that’s a thing.
Christmas staples to roadhouse staples
Bibs. Paul eats a lot of stuff that’s not food.
We need you to start bullying sponsors for us.
Professional Shorts, Steel capped thongs.
Keelz gets crafty. Noni Hazelhurst crafty, not craft beers, but there is craft beers too. Shows us his genius and innovation knows no bounds which leads Paulie to shit himself with excitement. Christery Beers.
Instructional drum videos and big stezzas.
Dodgy Christmas lighting.
Cheers for all your support through 2023 ya bastards. We appreiate the fck outta yas!
See ya in 2024.
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Thursday Nov 30, 2023
29 - Nice to Meet You, I Love You - Lachie Sheridan - Perth Dude Food
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
The boys have been let out in public and took the oppourtunity (geddit?) to head to PHAT Brew Club and catch up with Lachie from Perth Dude Food (Insta, TikTok) and No Crying in the Cool Room Podcast (YT, Insta, TikTok and all good poddy spots).
A mint arvo of Yarns, Tasty Beers (Special mention to the Phat and Juicy NEIPA) and some equally tasty burgers was had and the result is some very confused PHAT patrons and this here poddy.
Massive shout out to PHAT, absolute bunch of legends. If you're in the area, drop in for a beer and a feed. It's a bloody tops joint.
Poddy Fodder Including, but not limited to:
There’s what in Hoegarden? And having to give clothing for it. Still didn’t stop the Cleps though.
Respect for OnlyFanners. But not for creeps.
Even though we usually fail at putting stuff in the show notes, @summerofnikkivale on Insta for Lachies PIC for park barbie cook ups.
Stuff you can cook on. Stuff you can cook. Food stuff. Dude food stuff. He’s a Chef who makes food content, you get the idea. But also some backstory that hopefully is new to you.
Social media-ing & Food Critic-ing for people who hate social media and food critics.
Kids say the shittiest things.
Trolling primary school Karens.
Large String instruments.
Spending formative years overseas and losing track of all the times you been detained at borders.
Dude food. In Perth. Obviously.
Celebrity Chefs.
Unnecessary pronunciations of food stuff.
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