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Adulting may have tried to rob us of our spirit, but it hasn't taken our love of a cold tin and a laugh with our mates. A good dose of judgmental commentary, heavy on the sarcasm and unwilling to let facts ruin a yarn. Or a rant. If you're old enough to know better but still to young to care, get yourself a cold one and waste some time with The Tinsmen.
Episodes
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Garz has been Eurotrippin
Bit of listener feedback
Australia post is trying to start shit
Go fast smoker bits,
Wrestle skate roller jam; world chase Tag
Shitty internet, planes are fuckin old
Shit on sticks and Keelz love/hate relationship with Darwin
Dodgy marketing directions and equally dodgy FB Marketplace listings.
Garz gets amongst some Man on Man action in Turkey
Far too much chat about scrambled eggs. Le us how boring you found this bit
Scam n Go
ChatGPTins returns to answer a hard hitting questions. Keep sending them in.
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Saturday Sep 23, 2023
Saturday Sep 23, 2023
Fat bastards talk chicken and hotsauce aftermath.
Which obviously leads to faecal transplants. Clean snaps are the key to happiness.
Complain about China all you want, but they’ve been delivering the bargains for years.
Rich people get no sympathy.
Obscure extreme sports – Everything you can dream it to be. But always descends to pornography or death.
Lamenting seasonal and limited release beers.
If you’re old, jam something between your legs. Old Man sleep injuries.
Theres extra considerations for hairy dudes.
Granny wanks.
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Thursday Aug 31, 2023
Thursday Aug 31, 2023
Due to some technical difficulties, the lads needed to fix the game so as to not break their promise of an episode per month. This one also got a bit long so the call was made to split this one in half. So fear not, the title will make more sense when part 2 comes out.
In this first instalment:
Keelz still doesn't know what British racing green with sparkles looks like
Banh Mi – All about the bread. Nobody wants bunnings mouth
Bunnings face swap bloke
F1 Chat
Is Ryan Reynolds trying to seduce us? Garz is already rolling over in preparation
Disposable Oodie liners
Fuck off filters
Is Elon Musk an AI or Just taking the piss? In any case he’s probs a cyborg so the fight between him and Zuck will just be 2 robots.
Also, we shoulda seen the Chris Rock slap coming because Will Smith clearly doesn’t play well with others.
Costco – Big food. Big Clientele.
Introducing Garz: Costco Sherpa
You wouldn’t know if Keelz won lotto, but there’d be signs
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Wednesday Jul 26, 2023
Wednesday Jul 26, 2023
Stout and whiskey – a questionable combination
Warroora Wrap up
Keelz is officially in old cunt territory a mint boys trip was had to commemorate; a story about a fish none of them caught – but Johnsy is still claiming both Skipper and boat dad credits for; there’s no need to exaggerate already bragworthy fish, but Red Rooster Rotisserie Rankin IS worth bragging about.
Anal probing is imminent – the lads have checked with an actual scientist.
There is such thing as a stupid question. With answers to match.
Garz went for a ride with a bunch of Distinguished Gentlemen. Met some bloke who drives racecars.
Keelz wants to go for a drive with some distinguished gentlemen so has engaged the services of a questionable bloke to paint his car a colour he’s never seen. Who may be a squatter. Undoubtedly exposed to a lot of paint fumes. Stay tuned for this success story. In any case Keelz cares more about Parmi’s than what colour his car gets painted.
Lipstickin’ the pig
Garz is going full F1 yuppie and taking his Kids to Monza. Stay tuned for how that turns out. And if his missus has gone full F1 groupie
Umbrellas need regulation.
Is Midstrength and Stones Mac the peak? Because TEDs certainly fucking weren’t!
Geriatric rappers
Use Code Keelansasickcunt to get a free gift with a T-Shirt purchase from the shop,
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Friday Jun 30, 2023
Friday Jun 30, 2023
Gday Hop Hoovers, this ones a bit out of sequence but sometimes thats gotta b done in the name of good times.
In this one........
Ferrari, stop scaring the kids; Sex kit handycraft facebook groups; Bit of chat about sourdough; Is Keelz in a bottleo matrix?
Human zoo – People arguing about cartoons, getting cranky at people doing the same thing as you.
5 minute life hack videos are only hacking your time. But aggravating people is entertaining.
Mystery (ish) Beers – Rocky Ridge - M is for Milk Stout, Double No Ordinary Bunny
Dirty Porter, Baltic Porter
Getting publicly shamed by Nanna Slut Jocks
Rant Alert! Ridiculous beer prices and the abomination of inventing new glass sizes.
Boat ramp etiquette. Spoilers – If you think its boat order, you’re the problem.
Merging is a question of consideration, not skill.
Brace yourselves for the Fourth Horseman of the Beerpocalypse
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Thursday Jun 01, 2023
Thursday Jun 01, 2023
FOMO in random Facebook groups; Spousal tick checks; Colourful Characters of Cockburn; Keelz great business ideas for lazy entrepreneurs.
2 cans 1 Cup. https://kennybrodie.com/collections/3d-printed-solutions
Debate: Dishwashers - Scandinavian Architects vs Methed up Racoons
Spotify. Would be a Tinners ep without us bitching about Spotify?
Domestic dunny dramas
Blind curiousity.
Looooootta talk about Rocky Ridge Brewing; we dip our uneducated toes into sours; Then we plug our mates beers. Lucky Keelz brought then, coz he's been seeing another podcast.
Johnsy lives in a rough hood, but took more than 2 decades of drinking to get a hangover.
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Wednesday May 10, 2023
Wednesday May 10, 2023
Garz still doesn’t get Flamingoes
Either end of the sour spectrum. A bad sour could sour your view of sours
Radioactive poo. Yes, it’s a thing
More on our curiosity with blindness. FYI- not taking the piss out of blind people, genuinely empathically curious as to what it’s like.
Stay tuned for a blind ep in the future.
Giving Garz Shit about his grammar. He’s always been bad with words n stuff
Cubes. Equal sides. If craft brewers are going to call it a cube, it could at least be accurate.
Rowdy pig and road bikes.
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Tuesday Mar 28, 2023
Tuesday Mar 28, 2023
Opening with a variety of tasty beefy treats, the boys get into;
Bond films and cartoons brainwashed us into distrusting Russian people
Meat smorgasbord and how chimichurri goes with everything. Let us know if ice cream and cinnamon doughnuts are on the list
Burger Dimensions and what’s with dunkin em in stuff??!!
Tacos: aussies are fucking them up, so we’re renaming them. Introducing Nacho Burgers and Taco liners
Mambo and sunburnt southerners
Why we’re better at being shit than Triple J
Why do people need to make running harder?
Breaking up roadtrips
Even racist Lynx deodorant smells the same
Johnsys not as well versed in Muppetplace as he thought
Inflation beers
Suing over beer is unaustralian
Bitching about spotify
AI’s getting a bit hectic ay
Something about trout…………………. Nuff said
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Monday Feb 13, 2023
Monday Feb 13, 2023
Happy New Beers Tinners!
Yeah, yeah, we're a couple of weeks in, but being the first for '23, it's gotta be said.
The boys kick off 2023 talking about what they'd do if they won lotto; Post-chrissy catch up. Pud (of course); the face Garz pulls while eating Glace Cherries; Is it Glassed, Glass, Glazed, Glah-say, or Glazeer cherries? Ham. So. Much Ham. Prawn face d!cks. Aaaaaand what everyone got (or didn't get) for christmas feat. 3 phase banana cleaners - It's for ya d!ck. Cringy Christmas Photo creates the peak of 2023.
Which leads into Travelling Australia With Dildos; The lads have clearly missed the escalation in the sex toy game and when the volume of said toys came to be a consideration.
In a sign of getting old and having shit to do, Mid-stery Beers is born. Craft beer tasting paddles should just all be middies. The best pub urinal in Australia; Public Toilet etiquette; Toilets in public.
Old Man Chats - Poo Clocks
Moths vs Butterflies means c-section kids can’t close doors. Lying to kids is OK if there’s benefits for adults; Garz is scared of wasps.
Human zoos on Facebook and Facebook Muppetplace.
Are chaps arseless or crotchless?; Why is Keelz dick cold?; Masood Boogaard – Self Help Singh – F@ck your teams meeting; RunTMP Joins the Party and Aunty Tras’Meat Market/Aunty Tras’ Judgy Bitch School
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Thursday Dec 22, 2022
Thursday Dec 22, 2022
Merry Christmas Tinners!
In the first Chrissy Pudcast:
Improving trainos and helping out drunk mugs
Email signature fuckery
Pud
Old man chat: Garz is into sourdough, Lawn - Johnsy wants the kids to keep TF off it, Keelz would like his neighbour to make more of an effort with his.
What has happened to professional dress standards?
Cheese
2022 Wrapped
Hit up the link in the Insta Bio for the Tinners online store, get your merch or even buy us a beer.
The Church of Shitlist - Coasters vs Condensation, Garage Sales and Online sellers.
Mystery Beers
Pud
Dad Jokes - Way more subtle than usual, you’ll have to pay close attention
Mystery Beer
Pud
Jesus
Look after each other, reach out if you’re struggling and stay safe.
Dad Jokes - Way more subtle than usual, you’ll have to pay close attention
Mystery Beer
Pud
Jesus
Look after each other, reach out if you’re struggling and stay safe.
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