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Adulting may have tried to rob us of our spirit, but it hasn't taken our love of a cold tin and a laugh with our mates. A good dose of judgmental commentary, heavy on the sarcasm and unwilling to let facts ruin a yarn. Or a rant. If you're old enough to know better but still to young to care, get yourself a cold one and waste some time with The Tinsmen.
Episodes
Saturday Dec 23, 2023
Saturday Dec 23, 2023
Merry Tinsmas!!
Mariah Carey, weird Christmas Carol Lyrics
Drone shows are not fireworks.
We were wrong about E-Scooters
Snarting; now you know that’s a thing.
Christmas staples to roadhouse staples
Bibs. Paul eats a lot of stuff that’s not food.
We need you to start bullying sponsors for us.
Professional Shorts, Steel capped thongs.
Keelz gets crafty. Noni Hazelhurst crafty, not craft beers, but there is craft beers too. Shows us his genius and innovation knows no bounds which leads Paulie to shit himself with excitement. Christery Beers.
Instructional drum videos and big stezzas.
Dodgy Christmas lighting.
Cheers for all your support through 2023 ya bastards. We appreiate the fck outta yas!
See ya in 2024.
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Thursday Nov 30, 2023
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
The boys have been let out in public and took the oppourtunity (geddit?) to head to PHAT Brew Club and catch up with Lachie from Perth Dude Food (Insta, TikTok) and No Crying in the Cool Room Podcast (YT, Insta, TikTok and all good poddy spots).
A mint arvo of Yarns, Tasty Beers (Special mention to the Phat and Juicy NEIPA) and some equally tasty burgers was had and the result is some very confused PHAT patrons and this here poddy.
Massive shout out to PHAT, absolute bunch of legends. If you're in the area, drop in for a beer and a feed. It's a bloody tops joint.
Poddy Fodder Including, but not limited to:
There’s what in Hoegarden? And having to give clothing for it. Still didn’t stop the Cleps though.
Respect for OnlyFanners. But not for creeps.
Even though we usually fail at putting stuff in the show notes, @summerofnikkivale on Insta for Lachies PIC for park barbie cook ups.
Stuff you can cook on. Stuff you can cook. Food stuff. Dude food stuff. He’s a Chef who makes food content, you get the idea. But also some backstory that hopefully is new to you.
Social media-ing & Food Critic-ing for people who hate social media and food critics.
Kids say the shittiest things.
Trolling primary school Karens.
Large String instruments.
Spending formative years overseas and losing track of all the times you been detained at borders.
Dude food. In Perth. Obviously.
Celebrity Chefs.
Unnecessary pronunciations of food stuff.
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Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Garz has been Eurotrippin
Bit of listener feedback
Australia post is trying to start shit
Go fast smoker bits,
Wrestle skate roller jam; world chase Tag
Shitty internet, planes are fuckin old
Shit on sticks and Keelz love/hate relationship with Darwin
Dodgy marketing directions and equally dodgy FB Marketplace listings.
Garz gets amongst some Man on Man action in Turkey
Far too much chat about scrambled eggs. Le us how boring you found this bit
Scam n Go
ChatGPTins returns to answer a hard hitting questions. Keep sending them in.
Don’t forget to leave us a review wherever you’re listening to this, and everywhere else too. We bloody appreciate it.
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Saturday Sep 23, 2023
Saturday Sep 23, 2023
Fat bastards talk chicken and hotsauce aftermath.
Which obviously leads to faecal transplants. Clean snaps are the key to happiness.
Complain about China all you want, but they’ve been delivering the bargains for years.
Rich people get no sympathy.
Obscure extreme sports – Everything you can dream it to be. But always descends to pornography or death.
Lamenting seasonal and limited release beers.
If you’re old, jam something between your legs. Old Man sleep injuries.
Theres extra considerations for hairy dudes.
Granny wanks.
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Thursday Aug 31, 2023
Thursday Aug 31, 2023
Due to some technical difficulties, the lads needed to fix the game so as to not break their promise of an episode per month. This one also got a bit long so the call was made to split this one in half. So fear not, the title will make more sense when part 2 comes out.
In this first instalment:
Keelz still doesn't know what British racing green with sparkles looks like
Banh Mi – All about the bread. Nobody wants bunnings mouth
Bunnings face swap bloke
F1 Chat
Is Ryan Reynolds trying to seduce us? Garz is already rolling over in preparation
Disposable Oodie liners
Fuck off filters
Is Elon Musk an AI or Just taking the piss? In any case he’s probs a cyborg so the fight between him and Zuck will just be 2 robots.
Also, we shoulda seen the Chris Rock slap coming because Will Smith clearly doesn’t play well with others.
Costco – Big food. Big Clientele.
Introducing Garz: Costco Sherpa
You wouldn’t know if Keelz won lotto, but there’d be signs
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Wednesday Jul 26, 2023
Wednesday Jul 26, 2023
Stout and whiskey – a questionable combination
Warroora Wrap up
Keelz is officially in old cunt territory a mint boys trip was had to commemorate; a story about a fish none of them caught – but Johnsy is still claiming both Skipper and boat dad credits for; there’s no need to exaggerate already bragworthy fish, but Red Rooster Rotisserie Rankin IS worth bragging about.
Anal probing is imminent – the lads have checked with an actual scientist.
There is such thing as a stupid question. With answers to match.
Garz went for a ride with a bunch of Distinguished Gentlemen. Met some bloke who drives racecars.
Keelz wants to go for a drive with some distinguished gentlemen so has engaged the services of a questionable bloke to paint his car a colour he’s never seen. Who may be a squatter. Undoubtedly exposed to a lot of paint fumes. Stay tuned for this success story. In any case Keelz cares more about Parmi’s than what colour his car gets painted.
Lipstickin’ the pig
Garz is going full F1 yuppie and taking his Kids to Monza. Stay tuned for how that turns out. And if his missus has gone full F1 groupie
Umbrellas need regulation.
Is Midstrength and Stones Mac the peak? Because TEDs certainly fucking weren’t!
Geriatric rappers
Use Code Keelansasickcunt to get a free gift with a T-Shirt purchase from the shop,
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Friday Jun 30, 2023
Friday Jun 30, 2023
Gday Hop Hoovers, this ones a bit out of sequence but sometimes thats gotta b done in the name of good times.
In this one........
Ferrari, stop scaring the kids; Sex kit handycraft facebook groups; Bit of chat about sourdough; Is Keelz in a bottleo matrix?
Human zoo – People arguing about cartoons, getting cranky at people doing the same thing as you.
5 minute life hack videos are only hacking your time. But aggravating people is entertaining.
Mystery (ish) Beers – Rocky Ridge - M is for Milk Stout, Double No Ordinary Bunny
Dirty Porter, Baltic Porter
Getting publicly shamed by Nanna Slut Jocks
Rant Alert! Ridiculous beer prices and the abomination of inventing new glass sizes.
Boat ramp etiquette. Spoilers – If you think its boat order, you’re the problem.
Merging is a question of consideration, not skill.
Brace yourselves for the Fourth Horseman of the Beerpocalypse
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Thursday Jun 01, 2023
Thursday Jun 01, 2023
FOMO in random Facebook groups; Spousal tick checks; Colourful Characters of Cockburn; Keelz great business ideas for lazy entrepreneurs.
2 cans 1 Cup. https://kennybrodie.com/collections/3d-printed-solutions
Debate: Dishwashers - Scandinavian Architects vs Methed up Racoons
Spotify. Would be a Tinners ep without us bitching about Spotify?
Domestic dunny dramas
Blind curiousity.
Looooootta talk about Rocky Ridge Brewing; we dip our uneducated toes into sours; Then we plug our mates beers. Lucky Keelz brought then, coz he's been seeing another podcast.
Johnsy lives in a rough hood, but took more than 2 decades of drinking to get a hangover.
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Wednesday May 10, 2023
Wednesday May 10, 2023
Garz still doesn’t get Flamingoes
Either end of the sour spectrum. A bad sour could sour your view of sours
Radioactive poo. Yes, it’s a thing
More on our curiosity with blindness. FYI- not taking the piss out of blind people, genuinely empathically curious as to what it’s like.
Stay tuned for a blind ep in the future.
Giving Garz Shit about his grammar. He’s always been bad with words n stuff
Cubes. Equal sides. If craft brewers are going to call it a cube, it could at least be accurate.
Rowdy pig and road bikes.
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Tuesday Mar 28, 2023
Tuesday Mar 28, 2023
Opening with a variety of tasty beefy treats, the boys get into;
Bond films and cartoons brainwashed us into distrusting Russian people
Meat smorgasbord and how chimichurri goes with everything. Let us know if ice cream and cinnamon doughnuts are on the list
Burger Dimensions and what’s with dunkin em in stuff??!!
Tacos: aussies are fucking them up, so we’re renaming them. Introducing Nacho Burgers and Taco liners
Mambo and sunburnt southerners
Why we’re better at being shit than Triple J
Why do people need to make running harder?
Breaking up roadtrips
Even racist Lynx deodorant smells the same
Johnsys not as well versed in Muppetplace as he thought
Inflation beers
Suing over beer is unaustralian
Bitching about spotify
AI’s getting a bit hectic ay
Something about trout…………………. Nuff said
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