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Adulting may have tried to rob us of our spirit, but it hasn't taken our love of a cold tin and a laugh with our mates. A good dose of judgmental commentary, heavy on the sarcasm and unwilling to let facts ruin a yarn. Or a rant. If you're old enough to know better but still to young to care, get yourself a cold one and waste some time with The Tinsmen.
Episodes
Jun 30, 2023
Jun 30, 2023
1hr 46 min
Gday Hop Hoovers, this ones a bit out of sequence but sometimes thats gotta b done in the name of good times.
In this one........
Ferrari, stop scaring the kids; Sex kit handycraft facebook groups; Bit of chat about sourdough; Is Keelz in a bottleo matrix?
Human zoo – People arguing about cartoons, getting cranky at people doing the same thing as you.
5 minute life hack videos are only hacking your time. But aggravating people is entertaining.
Mystery (ish) Beers – Rocky Ridge - M is for Milk Stout, Double No Ordinary Bunny
Dirty Porter, Baltic Porter
Getting publicly shamed by Nanna Slut Jocks
Rant Alert! Ridiculous beer prices and the abomination of inventing new glass sizes.
Boat ramp etiquette. Spoilers – If you think its boat order, you’re the problem.
Merging is a question of consideration, not skill.
Brace yourselves for the Fourth Horseman of the Beerpocalypse
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Jun 1, 2023
Jun 1, 2023
1hr 31 min
FOMO in random Facebook groups; Spousal tick checks; Colourful Characters of Cockburn; Keelz great business ideas for lazy entrepreneurs.
2 cans 1 Cup. https://kennybrodie.com/collections/3d-printed-solutions
Debate: Dishwashers - Scandinavian Architects vs Methed up Racoons
Spotify. Would be a Tinners ep without us bitching about Spotify?
Domestic dunny dramas
Blind curiousity.
Looooootta talk about Rocky Ridge Brewing; we dip our uneducated toes into sours; Then we plug our mates beers. Lucky Keelz brought then, coz he's been seeing another podcast.
Johnsy lives in a rough hood, but took more than 2 decades of drinking to get a hangover.
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May 10, 2023
May 10, 2023
49 min
Garz still doesn’t get Flamingoes
Either end of the sour spectrum. A bad sour could sour your view of sours
Radioactive poo. Yes, it’s a thing
More on our curiosity with blindness. FYI- not taking the piss out of blind people, genuinely empathically curious as to what it’s like.
Stay tuned for a blind ep in the future.
Giving Garz Shit about his grammar. He’s always been bad with words n stuff
Cubes. Equal sides. If craft brewers are going to call it a cube, it could at least be accurate.
Rowdy pig and road bikes.
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Mar 28, 2023
Mar 28, 2023
2hr 3 min
Opening with a variety of tasty beefy treats, the boys get into;
Bond films and cartoons brainwashed us into distrusting Russian people
Meat smorgasbord and how chimichurri goes with everything. Let us know if ice cream and cinnamon doughnuts are on the list
Burger Dimensions and what’s with dunkin em in stuff??!!
Tacos: aussies are fucking them up, so we’re renaming them. Introducing Nacho Burgers and Taco liners
Mambo and sunburnt southerners
Why we’re better at being shit than Triple J
Why do people need to make running harder?
Breaking up roadtrips
Even racist Lynx deodorant smells the same
Johnsys not as well versed in Muppetplace as he thought
Inflation beers
Suing over beer is unaustralian
Bitching about spotify
AI’s getting a bit hectic ay
Something about trout…………………. Nuff said
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Feb 13, 2023
Feb 13, 2023
1hr 52 min
Happy New Beers Tinners!
Yeah, yeah, we're a couple of weeks in, but being the first for '23, it's gotta be said.
The boys kick off 2023 talking about what they'd do if they won lotto; Post-chrissy catch up. Pud (of course); the face Garz pulls while eating Glace Cherries; Is it Glassed, Glass, Glazed, Glah-say, or Glazeer cherries? Ham. So. Much Ham. Prawn face d!cks. Aaaaaand what everyone got (or didn't get) for christmas feat. 3 phase banana cleaners - It's for ya d!ck. Cringy Christmas Photo creates the peak of 2023.
Which leads into Travelling Australia With Dildos; The lads have clearly missed the escalation in the sex toy game and when the volume of said toys came to be a consideration.
In a sign of getting old and having shit to do, Mid-stery Beers is born. Craft beer tasting paddles should just all be middies. The best pub urinal in Australia; Public Toilet etiquette; Toilets in public.
Old Man Chats - Poo Clocks
Moths vs Butterflies means c-section kids can’t close doors. Lying to kids is OK if there’s benefits for adults; Garz is scared of wasps.
Human zoos on Facebook and Facebook Muppetplace.
Are chaps arseless or crotchless?; Why is Keelz dick cold?; Masood Boogaard – Self Help Singh – F@ck your teams meeting; RunTMP Joins the Party and Aunty Tras’Meat Market/Aunty Tras’ Judgy Bitch School
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Dec 22, 2022
Dec 22, 2022
1hr 54 min
Merry Christmas Tinners!
In the first Chrissy Pudcast:
Improving trainos and helping out drunk mugs
Email signature fuckery
Pud
Old man chat: Garz is into sourdough, Lawn - Johnsy wants the kids to keep TF off it, Keelz would like his neighbour to make more of an effort with his.
What has happened to professional dress standards?
Cheese
2022 Wrapped
Hit up the link in the Insta Bio for the Tinners online store, get your merch or even buy us a beer.
The Church of Shitlist - Coasters vs Condensation, Garage Sales and Online sellers.
Mystery Beers
Pud
Dad Jokes - Way more subtle than usual, you’ll have to pay close attention
Mystery Beer
Pud
Jesus
Look after each other, reach out if you’re struggling and stay safe.
Dad Jokes - Way more subtle than usual, you’ll have to pay close attention
Mystery Beer
Pud
Jesus
Look after each other, reach out if you’re struggling and stay safe.
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Nov 28, 2022
Nov 28, 2022
2hr 26 min
This time round, the boys catch up and swap of few old yarns with old mate Nick Thake. Marine Biologist, Commercial Diver turned Wedding Photographer.
As the title suggests, Nick does his best work with his fly down.
The boys talk Orcas, sharks, fish, brides and other things found in the ocean.
Keep your ears peeled for a sweet Dad Joke, it's so slick you may miss it.
Mates who bought a pub together and we plug our mates beers. Which, honestly is actually really good. Trust us. Raunchy Lager. Get Some. Drink It. Thank us later.
Keelz and Johnsy try to get the pro tips on taking mint photos without having to actually learn anything.
Garz missos dirty motorsport secret and the boys show Malaysia how to do beers.
Standby: New Merch incoming!
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The Devil Makes Three - https://open.spotify.com/artist/63knPlGzLHTNDf1J78Fvte
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Sep 8, 2022
Sep 8, 2022
1hr 30 min
The Space Turtle beers really kick in on this one. So blame Garage Project for what you're about to hear.
Garz goes all wanky workshop in his garage; Baiting on Gumtree and the online marketplace minefield
Garz cooks the mystery beers and turns into an Indian 4-Packer but Keelz comes to the Mystery Beer Rescue; Rebekah Tisch
Shops that bring in Self Service Checkouts are encouraging questionable behaviour and Dad Jokes
Garz likes to blame inanimate objects for his poor form. But serves him right for organizing his shed.
Has a literal tonne of port, ruined port?
Nathan King Overland: Americans who love Australia. Which has the desired effect of giving us something to talk about. Stay Tuned for The Tinsmen Do America.
DISCLAIMER: We know nothing about America
Self Love in the Telstra Tub - Brought to you by Slow Rollin' 4x4, and how Keelz was misconstrued. Which rapidly descends into some fairly depraved wank-talk.
Non-alcoholic beer. I can’t believe we’re even talking about this, so we revist wanking again, which is only weird if you're not involved.
Paulie lifestyle notification, smartwatch intervention and the Naked Rule.
@thatsmyst0ry on TikToc to see whats got Garz tickled
Still got stickers and a few shirts left in a few sizes so hit us up if ya want one.
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Jun 7, 2022
Jun 7, 2022
1hr 55 min
Part 2 of the WACA & FTF Bushcast ft. Taylor Daw in the Guest Host spot.
We find out where Pete prefers his cake and what the lads don't like to eat. Spoilers: It's not cake.
Harry brings and elephant into the room. The "Big Pages" and their place in social media Kangaroo Courts. Harrys thoughts on ripping skids and picking up your shit.
Harry tries to get Keelz to fight his wife over pumpkin and #wifewars is born.
We smash a 6-pack with Harry and find out what it's like running a cooking channel on the YewChoob.
Hearty discussion about steak sangas and vegans.
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May 28, 2022
May 28, 2022
2hr 14 min
In the first Bushcast the boys are joined by Pete from WA Camping Adventures and Harry from Fire To Fork.
While sitting around fire the lads talk Yeti's and car fridges coz ain't nobody got time for warm beer.
YouTube and Social Media from the inside.
The 6-Pack is introduced.
Super creepy camping experiences - Spirits, abandoned towns and Sister wives.
All sprinkled with chat about the Smash Off from the preceding afternoon.
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